Gore's divorce will warm the Planet

Now, Gore's divorce is none of my business, but what about the Green Messiah's ever-growing contribution to upping Global warming?

According to a study by Michigan State University, divorced couples use up more space in their respective homes, which amounts to to 38 million more rooms worldwide to light, heat and cool. And people who divorced used 73 billion kilowatt-hours more of electricity and 627 billion gallons of water than they would otherwise in 2005.

I wonder what Gore's going to do about that? After all, wasn't he trying to save the planet?


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